Rick Springfeild Fan Club

So lets just say you go to wrestling school and you do about 100 times better than you thought you were going to do.  The only thing you have the slightest bit of trouble with is corner turn buckles, but that is it.   You and your brother are picking things faster than the chumps that have been there for at least 2 months, infact those guy both hurt each other and them selfs.  Also one of those chumps punches you in the face when he messes up and irish whip, but your work with one of their pros and he even comments about  the bumps your taking at 350lbs and is very impressed by you and your bro.   You have 4 inch wide foot long bruises across your shoulders, kidneys and buttcheeks, but you cant wait for more.   Then you find out you have to take a week off because the ring will be out of town this weekend.

Great you get an extra week off and you get the gym because cardio counts.  Then when you hit the gym you find out that you don't  weigh 350lbs. you way 435lbs. and your pissed for about a week.  Then your pumped because your realize that all that stuff that was said about you doing great for a 350lb man makes you think that for a 435lb guy you had to be doing even better so you can't wait to get back into the ring.

Then you find out 2 day after you stop sulking that your wrestling teacher has been kicked out of the building that you where training in and possible out of the territory.  You also find out that moving to portland was a fools mistake because your brother worked less and
made more.   You had a job that was easy as hell and a dog that ruled and the space to let him run.

Well that is how this is going for anyone that wanted to know.

~~Lance

Updating without photoshop is a lot less fun.
Like DDP in a movie or attacked by DDT not the chemical.

~~Lance

So I actually have been "Working Out!" Lately. Joe
Also I hate your art books Joe.
Boo the photoshop I can't get it to work.
New Hellsing Ultimate is good also I downloaded a bunch more Shoots.
By the way Dexter rules.

~~Lance

Hey wanker you got three seconds to shut that off or the Superfly Trio is gonna kick your ass.

~~Lance

uhhh
why did gilmore girls end..
crys!!

i need a good girl show!!

I'm taking guy in the crowd with the Pooton sign for the bingo.

~~Lance

Thanks to Taco Bell I just delivered the most devistating Batista Bomb.

~~Lance

Ballroom dancing finally :
3rd place finishers in the Latin/Standard dance group. 
Dancing to Tom Waits-Temptation
Micheal Neil and Daniel Willis

Thank you O.P.B

~~Lance

Half a phone conversation my neighbor was yelling.(I'm making up the caller part.)

Neighbor B:It's about god damn time you called.
Caller C:Hey is this drunky Mc.Asshole?  I was told to call you today about yesterday tragedy.

N.B:You know how much money my time is worth.(He is wearing a wife beater boxers and smoking.  I thought you should know.)
CC:Ok sir yes I understand and I'm glad you are coming forward

N.B:I've been up for 3 hours now.
CC:Ok.  Thanks for that and I called you back.

N.B:I know you said you would call today.
Larry King:Shirtless in S.E. Portland your on the air.

N.B:I've been up for 3 hours now,  you know when I get up.
LK:So you knew Anna Nicole Smith.  I heard you might be her daughters real father.

N.B:What are you saying?   Well listen...Hello, hello.  Oh come on.

"I'll bet she never mis-qoute the Raven never more Vic."

~~Lance

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P.S. I need "someone comes out from under the ring" for a blackout.

Don't eat the Mexican!!!


~~Lance

I had a dream I cold cock Jimmy Woods.
How do you evlove a Nuzleaf into a Shiftry?
into


Then there's this asshole.



~~Lance

If you are on the down-low,
You are a fucking faggot.

~~Lance

I can't sleep!!!
The terrorist have won!!!!

~~Lance

So it's bben about 2 months so I thought I'd blogspot.com it.
There comes a time when you sit down and relize that you
and your brother have wasted about 1 year and 20 grand.

So I finally got a jobby jobb and it is creep-a-ly sweet.
Graveyard shift at Tabboo Adult Video on the corner of 82nd and Division.
So I have spent the last week and probally more days in the future
teaching myself to go to sleep at 8am.
Between the men only Glory Hole Booths and the Flesh-light I don't think
I'll ever be hard again.

Watch the LynchLand Podcast Douchebags

~~Lance

So I moved my computer in my room thursday.
It was out in the living room but I felt really
wierd masterbating in the living now that we
have people coming over now.

So first time I have moved it in six months a
boo to the fucking yah! Power Supply outy 5000
up in smoke. D moves his computer everyday from his room
to the living room and never one problem.

Then I get my birthday present from my parents.
It was a Mp3 player, they don't work without computers.

Also I have been have some wicked dreams lately.


First:I was in a Scream like Film with Bruce Willis or it was
really happening in my dream, all the killing that is

Second:Started off with me regretting that I wasn't radical
enough.(literally)
Then flash now I had a kid and he was a total radical in every sence
of the word. He yelled at adults called them douchebags.
Called other little kids fuckers and dickheads. I couldn't have been prouder.

Third: Went to a Bi-Sexual bowling/bar/bar-b-q
ran by Phil Meyer and he wouldn't let me in for free
then got attacked by Phil Meyer he was trying to eat me.
Turns out that was Phil's flesh eating clone.
Then Phil and two other clones Fatguy and Sexygirl chased
down and eat Pete Price's clone.
Then we all laughed and laughed.
We included Pete Price, Phil Meyer, Nick Philippi, Bryon Smith
Fatguy, Sexygirl, Dian Bacar and that Jason guy from canabal the Musical
(Dian was wearing a skin tight white half shirt and white bicycle shorts
with a hot pink and baby blue "B" stiched on the croth and he told me
since it was my dream and he was wearing that it meant that I was Bi-sexual.)

Last: Every person I ran into was LadyTron.

Things have been really fucked up
~~Lance

Womens Curling most exicting part of the Olympic games.
I'm pretty bummed out my picks to meet in the final are both out.
Japan and Russia both missed the cut by one game.
It seems that the women are much better than the men at drawing.
I'm pretty pissed at the NBC networks they break apart the
biantholon coverage and I alway smiss the shooting.

Also I have been thinking about joining a curling club.
There are to clubs both have 5 sheets of Ice.


Go Sweden

~~Lance

The rest will be posted as finished.

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~~Lance

First we lose:
Chris Penn

Then We lose:
The WB

and Now:
UPN

They always say bad news comes in three's.

I just need to be alone for awhile and have myself a good cry.
T_T

~~Lance

Where are the Moby jokes?

Mother Truckers.

~~Lance